Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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