fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
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he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
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Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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