i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
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We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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