I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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