yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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