please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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