I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
