I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
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By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
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I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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