I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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