from now on my penis is your penis
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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