Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
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