Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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