is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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