I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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