Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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