If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Do vagina's smell?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
When did angry sex become our thing?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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