he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize