I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
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i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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I'm a little concerned about right now. You showed up at my house soaking wet, drunk with a bag of ham and 2 liter of Dr. Pepper, and you refused to tell me where you got the ham until I gave you some more liquor.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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