what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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