come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
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Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
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So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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