If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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