Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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