Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
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I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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