Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
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I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
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Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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