Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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