So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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