I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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