Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
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