Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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