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(919): View more from North Carolina

So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?

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(919): So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that? http://tfl.nu/v1uh

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he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was

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(248): he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was http://tfl.nu/zwm2

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.

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(402): Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR. http://tfl.nu/vjij

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(203): View more from Connecticut

spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow

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(203): spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow http://tfl.nu/sj2l

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(203): View more from Connecticut

he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe

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(203): he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe http://tfl.nu/fzk2

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar

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(401): So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar http://tfl.nu/20ke

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(951): View more from California

His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format

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(951): His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format http://tfl.nu/g7e8

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(515): View more from Iowa

Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.

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(515): Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position. http://tfl.nu/fpbx

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I think winning the long island race means you lose at life

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(414): I think winning the long island race means you lose at life http://tfl.nu/iy8p

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(940): View more from Texas

She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.

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(940): She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job. http://tfl.nu/x6ef

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?

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(780): Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job? http://tfl.nu/b4va

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(541): View more from Oregon

i'll probably be on drugs forewarning

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forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you

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(541): i'll probably be on drugs forewarning (503): forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you http://tfl.nu/wpmw

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse

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(403): I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse http://tfl.nu/tdll

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(386): View more from Florida

I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?

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(386): I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts? http://tfl.nu/fc3u

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(740): View more from Ohio

The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0

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If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it

(740): View more from Ohio

Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy

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(740): The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0 (1-740): If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it (740): Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy http://tfl.nu/hs5w

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