office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.