were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
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Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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