In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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