its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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