Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
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