do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I love how I just got my coachella ticket and ecstasy in a package deal.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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