And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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