I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
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I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
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I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize