there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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