btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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