Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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