If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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