party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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