But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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