I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
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Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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