What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Randomize