what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
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He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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