Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
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Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
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When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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