He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
So stoned I forgot I was masturbating and went to go get a cookie.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
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just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
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Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
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The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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