Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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