You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
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