Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
i think im in europe. pls send help
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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