So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
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So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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