yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
nothing like waking up to a voice mail saying your std test came back negative
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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