Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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